Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 99%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 99% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.
Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.
My result...that's what I get for always filling in my own answer as well >.>
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Took it again...
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 100%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 100% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.
Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.
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And a 3rd time without filling in my own answers lol
Sickness Quotient: 100%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 100% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.
Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.
SO apparently my brain is just that screwed up >.<